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Title: Haven't Met You Yet (cover)
Artist: Niall Horan
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Artist: Niall Horan
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Don’t ever say he can’t sing.
Just read 99 Days Without You
KSO THAT WAS THE SADDEST THING IVE EVER READ
People in my facebook talking bout One Direction and im like:
Then they post this:
And this stupid bitch says:
Zyan looks better if that’s his name the one in the right!{Me:
Bitch is Z-A-Y-N and he is in the motherfuckin LEFT!The other dumbass: We should go to their concert!
Me:
NO IF YOU GET TICKETS AND I DONT…I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND STOLE THEM AND IM NOT WRITING ANY MORE CUZ THIS MAYBE USED AGAINST ME!
GAAAAAAAAAAAH I MIGHT GET A HEART ATTACK!
I can't even... This was just too amazing for words.
You:
Or, they go, ‘oh yeah, I’m a directioner!’ and then they say something like ‘OMG NAILS SO SEXY BUT UGH LEWIS IS UGLEH IMMA MARRY ZAYNE’
Stranger: I actually hate people who do that.
You: Same -.-.
Stranger: I just want to smack them around the head with a chair :3.
You: Or a spoon. Because spoons are evil and you never know where they’ve been XD.
Stranger: Haha. Spoons are very evil, indeed. Or even throw a potato at their head to knock them out, and then stab them with a carrot, hmm...
You: And hit them with one of Zayn’s mirrors.
Stranger: And set a cat to attack them.
You: And drown them in nandos.
Stranger: Then squash them with a turtle.
You: And make them cry by watching Toy Story.
You: And put them on roller coasters because they’re scary.
Stranger: Roller coasters that have a loop the loop, because they’re even scarier than normal ones.
You: Yes, and they won’t even get the satisfaction that they’ve survived afterwards because the roller coaster will break.
Stranger: And the roller coaster will tumble off and squish them. :}
You: Yes! ^^. And then they can be hypnotised by Louis’ bum.
Stranger: Ooh! And then drown in Hazza’s curls.
You: And then Harry can break their hearts.
Stranger: And then Zayn can break their tables!
You: And then a pigeon can attack them!
You: And then we’ll ask them how many R’s there are, and they’ll get it wrong.
Stranger: ^^^ Which will give us an excuse to do it all over again.
You: To hurt them even more. YES.
Stranger: And again.
You: Forever.
Stranger: And again and again.
You: Times infinity.
You: And then we’ll say “Look, we’ll stop if you can tell us how to spell their names.” and of course they won’t be able to.
Stranger: So we’ll do it some more!
Stranger: I actually hate people who do that.
You: Same -.-.
Stranger: I just want to smack them around the head with a chair :3.
You: Or a spoon. Because spoons are evil and you never know where they’ve been XD.
Stranger: Haha. Spoons are very evil, indeed. Or even throw a potato at their head to knock them out, and then stab them with a carrot, hmm...
You: And hit them with one of Zayn’s mirrors.
Stranger: And set a cat to attack them.
You: And drown them in nandos.
Stranger: Then squash them with a turtle.
You: And make them cry by watching Toy Story.
You: And put them on roller coasters because they’re scary.
Stranger: Roller coasters that have a loop the loop, because they’re even scarier than normal ones.
You: Yes, and they won’t even get the satisfaction that they’ve survived afterwards because the roller coaster will break.
Stranger: And the roller coaster will tumble off and squish them. :}
You: Yes! ^^. And then they can be hypnotised by Louis’ bum.
Stranger: Ooh! And then drown in Hazza’s curls.
You: And then Harry can break their hearts.
Stranger: And then Zayn can break their tables!
You: And then a pigeon can attack them!
You: And then we’ll ask them how many R’s there are, and they’ll get it wrong.
Stranger: ^^^ Which will give us an excuse to do it all over again.
You: To hurt them even more. YES.
Stranger: And again.
You: Forever.
Stranger: And again and again.
You: Times infinity.
You: And then we’ll say “Look, we’ll stop if you can tell us how to spell their names.” and of course they won’t be able to.
Stranger: So we’ll do it some more!
